On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.
Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.
With my tongue.
On her pussy.
One letter at a time.
Why do you think the earth shook and the bridges burned and the rivers overflowed when you left me?
Because I had so much love left for you, I didn’t know where to put it.
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